Munchkin, a Very Special Kitty!

I decided to post a picture of my cat, Munchkin. He is the Big Daddy of the four cats that own me. He was svelte once, then we neutered him and he transformed himself into an overstuffed vienna sausage. He has this asthma problem so he kind of snorks all day long, like a little piglet. I tell you honestly, the plethora of air purifiers that we own aren't for us but to help his breathing. He really is quite a character and is the only cat we plunked money down for at the Town Lake Animal Shelter. The rest followed us home or saw some easy marks and adopted us. I am writing about him because my sister, Amy, may have some kind of incestuous love for him and calls him her "beefy boy." I agree the boy is built like a brick outhouse. I hate to tell you Amy but not only is your love forbidden on so many levels but he kind of has kitties in every port, if you know what mean. He has always been a slut and will flop himself at your feet in a cat way of saying, "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT! I AM TOO CUTE!" He is kind of clumsy and until now, I have never seen a cat run into a wall before. He also was a great daddy when I fostered kittens. He would groom them but drop them like a bad habit to get to their kitten food. He has priorites people. Sheesh! Anyways so here is my Munchass in his favorite sleeping position, the boy's got no shame.