War of the World Review!

I know, know when did I become Ebert and Roeper...well, I haven't spawned into two grown men but I will give you my take on this movie. It was okay despite Tom Cruise. Hey, I am just trying to be honest here. The guy is a midget and is kind of freaking me out but he is successful and seems to get beautiful if somewhat stupid girlfriends/wives. Also, I never really was into the whole Scientology thing. I think it's because no matter how many gazillion times I walked in front of that damn Scientology building on the Drag, not once did they offer me a personality test. I probably wouldn't have fallen for the obvious attempt to indoctrinate me into a cult but it would have been nice to been asked. Overall,it was entertaining but it dragged on in some places. Especially the scenes with Tim Robbin's character. I would have seen that crazy guy and he would have had a terminal lifespan of 10 minutes tops before he creeped me out and I took a chainsaw to his head. I also want to thank the billions of germs and paramecia that populate the earth and protect it from alien domination. Thank You!