My Ass Hurts and I confess I have a secret code name....
Sweet Jesus, my ass hurts. Today, I tried out a spinning class at a Gold's gym and, well, it kicked my ass. It was challenging and fun but damn the seat on the spin machine was the most uncomfortable seat I have ever sat in. I am thinking it could be used as a torture device but the Geneva Convention outlawed.
Anyways, it...sucked...big...time.
I was on the machine for 10 minutes and I wanted off because the pain was so bad. It first hurt my cookie than after I increased the resistance in the machine it hurt my biscuits more...was that a little bit of too much information? I just want you to understand my pain people. Needless, to say and I quote Dr. McCoy, "It's dead, Jim." Or at least until it heals and stops hurting.
As ya'll have noticed. (Don't make fun of my ya'll, I'm from Texas!) I've been keeping active. I joined the YMCA to swim with hubby but I have slowly been enjoying working out at their gym, too. I like it at the YMCA and I like the fact that the members consist of older adults, young kids and middle agers like me. I tried out Gold's Gym, too, with the girlfriends and it had a little bit more of the meat market aspect but it was a little prettier and lots more crowded. It did have some cool classes and I enjoyed testing them out and hanging out with girls.
Okay, the Angelique fact for today is my code name is Lola. No, I am not a secret agent and I actually use this name when I order food because surprisingly no one can pronounce Angelique at a restaurant. When my food is ready at the counter, it kind of gets coughed out or not yelled out at all. I usually can identify my food because it's been sitting there a while. So, I use Lola now and problem solved. I was thinking about Bunny at first but I think it sounds kind of strippery but now I kind of like it as a kid's name. What do you think? Bunny as a cool kid's name...Cute or kind of strippery? I wouldn't want to curse the kid.
Other than that school starts up on Monday and I can't wait for graduation in August. I can almost taste freedom and, of course, the money.
Anyways, it...sucked...big...time.
I was on the machine for 10 minutes and I wanted off because the pain was so bad. It first hurt my cookie than after I increased the resistance in the machine it hurt my biscuits more...was that a little bit of too much information? I just want you to understand my pain people. Needless, to say and I quote Dr. McCoy, "It's dead, Jim." Or at least until it heals and stops hurting.
As ya'll have noticed. (Don't make fun of my ya'll, I'm from Texas!) I've been keeping active. I joined the YMCA to swim with hubby but I have slowly been enjoying working out at their gym, too. I like it at the YMCA and I like the fact that the members consist of older adults, young kids and middle agers like me. I tried out Gold's Gym, too, with the girlfriends and it had a little bit more of the meat market aspect but it was a little prettier and lots more crowded. It did have some cool classes and I enjoyed testing them out and hanging out with girls.
Okay, the Angelique fact for today is my code name is Lola. No, I am not a secret agent and I actually use this name when I order food because surprisingly no one can pronounce Angelique at a restaurant. When my food is ready at the counter, it kind of gets coughed out or not yelled out at all. I usually can identify my food because it's been sitting there a while. So, I use Lola now and problem solved. I was thinking about Bunny at first but I think it sounds kind of strippery but now I kind of like it as a kid's name. What do you think? Bunny as a cool kid's name...Cute or kind of strippery? I wouldn't want to curse the kid.
Other than that school starts up on Monday and I can't wait for graduation in August. I can almost taste freedom and, of course, the money.
posted by Angelique at 12:50 AM
4 Comments:
Lola's not bad; it's easy to pronounce, anyway. I think there's a song about a transvestite by that title, but then there's also the Lola from "Copacabana" and "Whatever Lola Wants", so I'd stick with it.
Spinning sounds awful!! :S
Cool! I was a little weird at first to be called by a different name but now it kind of is nice. Kind of like a different side of personality!
Yeah, Bunny sounds strippery.
LMAO about Lola! I've never eaten in a place that calls you by name. They've always used numbers.
Hmm, maybe I am going to the wrong restaurants or maybe I should stop eating a greasy spoons restaurants!
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