I know Dario is cursed! Part II

Last weekend my sister and her husband drove his dad, stepmom and stepsister back to Atlanta, GA. I think that my sister and husband are good people because if that was my family I would have dropped them off at the bus station with 20 bucks for munchies. Hey, we all can't be good children. Anyways, after a 10 hour drive from Miami to Atlanta, they collapsed into an exhausted heap on his dad and stepmom's bed. After a couple of blissful hours of sleep, Dario placed his hand on a hard cylindrical object that was under the comforter . He sleepy inquired what the hell it was and my sister being a woman, knew exactly what it was. Yes, a dildo! She told him to freeze, curl up in a ball and think of a happy place. The drill that every person goes through when faced with the reality that their parents have sex. Dario fought through his panic and pushed the dildo off the bed, wrapped it up and placed it away to never be seen again. Unfortunately, he discovered another sex toy under the pillow. According to my sister it was more of the backdoor variety type toy. I am guessing a butt plug or anal beads. Ah, my poor brother-in-law, he is a strong man. I would still be screaming from those horrors. Hell, I am still recovering from the fact that my parents used love oils. Don't ask, I don't want to talk about it, happy place...happy place...