Sunday, July 17, 2005

The Worst Pick Up Line Ever!

I heard this horrible pick up line a year ago while stuck in traffic. It was the topic of our local radio station's morning show. Okay here it is but I warn you it's BAD.

Girl, you must work at Subway 'cause you just gave me a foot long.

Hey, I warned you, don't blame me for that little bit of vomit you just threw up in your mouth. Also, I have to put a disclaimer on it because I am notorious for fucking up jokes. It's my superhero power...that and walking into walls.

6 Comments:

Blogger Apostle John said...

Walking through walls? That's better than shooting invisible spider webs :)

6:24 AM  
Blogger Angelique said...

What can I say I have some nifty talents. When I say walking through walls, I mean doors that are open. Thanks for taking a look at my blog, you are a brave man because that joke causes me to groan and die a little inside. I want to know if that line has ever been used on anyone and if it actually works?

12:36 PM  
Blogger Angelique said...

Autumn, that line fills me with so much pain that I actually feel for the guy who uses it. They'll probably have to surgically extract a girl's foot from his ass after using that smooth line. Oh well, it just teaches men a lesson that good hygiene and not acting like a complete buffon goes a long way to impress a girl.

3:55 PM  
Blogger Angelique said...

Wow. I agree that line was bad but kudos to the guy who has the balls to use it. It reminds me of the time that this guy who I knew vaguely said "Hey, I had a dream about you, you were a whore and I was your pimp." As you can imagine this is the worst possible way to start a romantic relationship because now there is this biological imperative to hurt the guy and relationships are doomed from the start if the girl turns the guy into a eunuch. Keep them bad lines coming and by the way you don't suck. Thanks for taking a look at my blog, noneedfor.

Peace out!

11:41 PM  
Blogger Notta Wallflower said...

Are you sure it wasn't just a 6"? :-P

3:32 PM  
Blogger Angelique said...

Well, guys do like to stretch the truth...

9:24 PM  

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