War of the World Review!

I know, know when did I become Ebert and Roeper...well, I haven't spawned into two grown men but I will give you my take on this movie. It was okay despite Tom Cruise. Hey, I am just trying to be honest here. The guy is a midget and is kind of freaking me out but he is successful and seems to get beautiful if somewhat stupid girlfriends/wives. Also, I never really was into the whole Scientology thing. I think it's because no matter how many gazillion times I walked in front of that damn Scientology building on the Drag, not once did they offer me a personality test. I probably wouldn't have fallen for the obvious attempt to indoctrinate me into a cult but it would have been nice to been asked. Overall,it was entertaining but it dragged on in some places. Especially the scenes with Tim Robbin's character. I would have seen that crazy guy and he would have had a terminal lifespan of 10 minutes tops before he creeped me out and I took a chainsaw to his head. I also want to thank the billions of germs and paramecia that populate the earth and protect it from alien domination. Thank You!

Munchkin, a Very Special Kitty!

I decided to post a picture of my cat, Munchkin. He is the Big Daddy of the four cats that own me. He was svelte once, then we neutered him and he transformed himself into an overstuffed vienna sausage. He has this asthma problem so he kind of snorks all day long, like a little piglet. I tell you honestly, the plethora of air purifiers that we own aren't for us but to help his breathing. He really is quite a character and is the only cat we plunked money down for at the Town Lake Animal Shelter. The rest followed us home or saw some easy marks and adopted us. I am writing about him because my sister, Amy, may have some kind of incestuous love for him and calls him her "beefy boy." I agree the boy is built like a brick outhouse. I hate to tell you Amy but not only is your love forbidden on so many levels but he kind of has kitties in every port, if you know what mean. He has always been a slut and will flop himself at your feet in a cat way of saying, "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT! I AM TOO CUTE!" He is kind of clumsy and until now, I have never seen a cat run into a wall before. He also was a great daddy when I fostered kittens. He would groom them but drop them like a bad habit to get to their kitten food. He has priorites people. Sheesh! Anyways so here is my Munchass in his favorite sleeping position, the boy's got no shame. 

Tossing Kittens Out of Car Windows, The "New" Putting a Firecracker Up a Cat's Butt!

I was watching the news and it had a segment that highlighted a disturbing behavior that happens every summer in Austin, tossing kittens out of car windows while on the highway. I have never seen it actually done but on my way to work I would see kitten carcasses on IH 35. Unfortunately, my husband witnessed such an incident a couple of years ago. He had dropped me off at work and was driving home when he saw kittens tumbling out of a car in front of him. He is a bigger cat lover than I am and he stopped to render aid to the kittens but it was no use they perished as soon as he got to them. He, initially, thought they were under the car but he believes now that they were tossed out. I was at work when he came to tell me what happened and it broke my heart because he was a mess. He couldn't understand what kind of sicko does this sort of thing. Personally, I would have forced those assholes off the road and kicked them in the nuts, then put a firecracker in their butt and set it off, but hey, that's me. I think that if people are crazy enough to hurt a cute kitten then what's keeping them from killing a child who screams and poops a whole lot more. Needless to say who ever can do this has got some serious issues.

Jack in the Box tacos are good!

I think that Jack in the Box has a good thing going. They have a brilliant combination of food that I never knew existed. Their #1 food combo consists of two Monster Tacos, fry and soda. Who ever thought of mixing tacos and french fries together deserves some kind of prize...it's beautiful. I think that everyone should try it and tell me what they think 'cause I think they are freaking geniuses over there.

Happy Father's Day!

I hope everyone is enjoying Father's Day! The older I get the more I appreciate my Dad. I didn't know him very well when I was younger because he was busy working and supporting us kids. The more I learn about Dad, the more I understand and love him. He is on my list of people that I like to hang with!

Ride the Wild Alligator, get your mind out of the gutter you perv!

I love this picture! I know that I am strange but when I visit Miami I don't go to the beach, I like going to the swamp where the gators are at. I know, I know, you go to Miami and they have this huge beach but I have never been fond of the water, God forbid if I actually get wet! Also, can you find the product placement in this picture? Hmmm.... 

What the hell is this!

I just ate at the Salt Lick at 360 and I don't know what the hell happened to that joint. The only way I figure out it was actually a Salt Lick restaurant besides the sign, was that it had the original Salt Lick barbecue. Overall, it the food didn't suck but I was so wierded out by the decor, it was more like a Luby's (I know I being harsh, okay, a "fancy" Luby's) than the Salt Lick. So my opinion is stick to the original location.

I Wish I was the "Socialator"

When I was a young girl, I used to watch reruns of the orginal Battlestar Galactica on late night TV. I had no idea what the hell I was watching but I watched it because it had Face, Dirk Benedict, from the A-Team. *Sigh* He was my first crush because he was so dreamy and cool, flying that colonial fighter and smoking them cigars while helping protect the fleet from Cylons till they find the lost colony of Earth. He was also a complete *ss to the ladies too! I don't remember their names but Starbuck had two chicks chasing after him, a blond and brunette. I liked the blond who was previously a "socialator" but the brunette chick was just annoying. He always seemed to pick up some extra chicks along the way, plus his dad was really Fred Astaire. For reals! I know, I am a nerd and this is way too much information than you needed. Overall, the "old" Starbuck is hotness!  

I do...luv to dress up my cats!

I know it's been a long time since I posted something but I promise I was really busy! As you know I like to torture my cats with love and by making them wear cute outfits! Here is a little glimpse of me and Munchkin who looks like his Tia Amy, possessed by the Devil! I think he makes a beautiful bride, if some what pissed looking. Grant tells me that I am wierd to dress up the cats but I told him it was either the cats or him. I tried with Grant but he gets real cranky at me when I try to braid his hair and paint his nails so he lets me get away with dressing up the cats...mostly.  

Update on Big Kitty's health

I just wanted to tell everyone that Big Kitty is doing much better. It looks like she was suffering from IBD. After some steroids and some intestinal diet food, she is pooing hard little stools. I know it's creepy actually checking out what your pet evacuates from it's bowels but in her case, I new something was different when she didn't clear the room after she used the cat box. I am glad she is feeling better and eating more. Let's hope she keeps it up.

What crap or Littermaids suck!

I recently spoke to some friends of mine about the problems that they had with their Littermaids. Of course, until that moment mine (I had two) were working perfectly. The next day while I was cleaning them, one of them broke. The sifter mechanism got stuck and my husband took it apart trying to fix the damn thing. Talking to other people and reading complaints on the internet, I realized I was one of the few people who had it work for more than a year after purchasing it. Personally, it's not worth paying 200 bucks for the piece of shit machine to break on me. I am going back to the old fashion way of scooping cat poo myself. Anyone else think that it's a scam?

AMY and IBD

I know that I owe Amy a better pictue, so I am posting this picture from when she was in town for my graduation. See how cute she is, no evil eyes. She is pictured with one of my four cats, Big Kitty. While my sister was in town she mentioned to me how thin Big Kitty had become. I hadn't noticed her weight loss and it worried me that she lost all of the fat the her name was associated with. I took her to the veterinary clinic that I used to work for so that my old boss could exam her. He gave her an exam, did a blood panel and I was lucky enough that when he suggested an ultrasound that the ultrasound technician was able to come immediately to scan her. After all the tests and diagnostics, I was told that she possibly had Inflammatory Bowel Disease but that she also had a large number of lymph nodes in her abdomen meaning that they could not rule out the possiblity of lymphoma, a type of cancer. Needless to say I am kind of bummed but hopeful it's just IBD. Only time will tell. I just want to thank everyone at the Animal Medical Center for just being absolutely wonderful. They are really some of the best people I know, I was lucky to have them as coworkers but I am much luckier to have them as friends. Thank You Dr. Farmer, Rose, Ginger, Kim, Jerry, Robyn and Steve! 

NOOOO! You can't have my soul, yet!

Here is the pictue I am talking about. My sister is perfect and beautiful and also thinner than me. It's okay, I am not jealous...okay maybe a little. She is on the right and I am on the left with the unbuttoned shirt. I also want to thank her for not telling me that my shirt was unbuttoned and some dirty old man was checking my goods out at the 7-11 when I was trying to appease a Big Gulp urge. I don't look that good either, I am kind of fuzzy but Amy's eyes are freaking me out. It feels like she stealing my soul....No, back Lucifer you shall not have it...
 

You too can become a Beastmaster, ask me how...

I just want to tell everyone that a man who loves cats is so sexy. I wanted to post a picture of my husband with his cat, Sunny Bunny Bear, but he is a little shy and doesn't want his photo posted for all to see. So, I wandered around on the internet looking for someone who reminded me of my sexy husband. I found this picture of Daniel Goddard with one of his cast members from the TV show called "Beastmaster." I ain't going lie, this man is hot and I kind of wish that was me and not a baby lion on his shoulders. I loved to watch this man run on his show, it's like a woman's version of Baywatch. I don't know if he is a good actor or not I always watched the TV show with the mute on, I like my men with less talk and more action, if you know what I mean. Too bad he shaved his body, I kind of like a little body hair and he is too smooth for me. So, hats off to men who love cats or should I say pants off. Yummy!
 

Evil Ana!

There was a request to see Ana's face since it was difficult to see what she really looked like in the previous post. This pix was taken when she was about 6 months old. I like how the flash made her eyes glow blue. I think she gets that mischevious glint in her eyes from her daddy. His eyes also glow like that when he is doing evil but his are red like the devil. I recently received a picture from a get together that proves that my sister is the Anti-Christ. I always suspected but now I know it's true. I am working on posting that photo very soon....
 

Check out the OOOOOh Face!

Ana, "The Nipple Bandit", taking advantage of my poor Munchkin while he is napping  

Welcome to Kitty Titty!

Welcome to my blog. I am excited to finally have a blog and to share my thoughts and views with you. As the name suggests I am a bit of cat lover. I worked at the local SPCA and volunteered with my husband to foster kittens. I also worked at a veterinary clinic. The name of this blog is dedicated to one of my cats in particular, Ana. On my wedding day, my brother-in-law pulled her from the wheel well of a truck. Of course, we kept her. She is a year old now but still tries to nurse from my other adult cats. She particularly likes to molest one of my male cats, Peanut aka Munchkin. Here is a picture for you guys to enjoy of Ana nursing from Munchkin, it looks especially dirty. ENJOY!